I GOT A FEELLING PITTSBURGH’S GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS

Are you ready for a crazy day of Football; well here you have it Steeler fans. First off there are no regrets, that gets us know where. We dug our self into this hole and we can not gripe about what we need from other teams. I will say this, those horses asses, the so called Indianapolis Colts, sat their starters down in the beginning third quarter and should be ashamed they call themselves an NFL team. You play to win baby, especially if your undefeated, and they call themselves NFL Football players, where was their pride? I guarantee the Colts will not be Champions of the NFL this year because of it.

Ok with that of my chest here is what we need first and foremost, we need to prepare ourselves for a long day of Football starting of course with our game at 11AM against those stinky sea creatures called the Dolphins. Who saw the movie Flipper, well Flipper sucks. Just kidding, I even cried when flipper left but I won’t be crying Sunday when our boys send Flipper out of the playoffs. I like our chances in that game. I know we’ll be on the road but our offense is playing well and Troy may be back for the game. So our boys take care of business and beat the Stinky tunas and we drink about a dozen IC lights, eat some kielbasa and some Pierogies, take some pepto bismal…most of us will need a potty break after that.

Now we watch the ending of the New England Houston game. Why you ask? Because we have to be fans all day. That begins with a Steelers win, and then at the same time we are cheering for, I cant believe I am saying this, rooting for the New England Patsy’s. I know it seems to break our beloved Black & Gold code of conduct, but we need the Patriots to beat the Texans.

After The Patsy’s beat the Texans then we need to drink another dozen IC Lights and start rooting for the Oakland raiders, you know that dynasty of a team that spanked our boys at Heinz Field. Yes, I know probably not going to happen but if the Raiders beat us they can beat the Ravens. If that happens then we get to Party like it was 1999, or should I say 1989 when the Steelers made the playoffs with a 9 and 7 record. If the Raiders win I do a second table slide and drink another dozen IC Lights. If the Raiders lose and Ravens win, which who cares I still drink a dozen IC lights because we still have a chance.

At this point though, we need to prepare for the Sunday night game, Cincinnati Bungles versus the New York Jets. Yes we still are cheering and believe in our boys because we are the Black and Gold faithful and are equal to no one when it comes to our fans, can you feel me, plus by now we have 2 cases of beer in us and, are ready to go. So the toughest part of the equation, and the only reason I say tough because even Myron Cope would have a hard time with this, we start rooting for, hold on a minute I need a double shot of Jaeger before I can even say this, ok I’m ready we have to root for the Cincinnati Bungles. I know how hard it is going to be for some, but as fans we must do what we have to do.

 Ok, to recap we need to be ready to drink at least 2 cases of Iron City Beer eat at least one order of Kielbasa, one order of Pierogies, plus a Primati brothers sandwich well at least a Harold’s knockoff sandwich, and then take about five Tums and at least a 10 minute bathroom break between the games. Harold’s will provide the food the beer, the energy and the bathrooms with extra air freshener, all yinz guys need to do is show up with the Tums and a Terrible towel, and a safe ride home. We must wake the Spirit of Myron Cope for this Sunday so get those Terrible towels ready to go. Sunday will be a great day and “I’ve got a feeling Pittsburgh is going to the Super Bowl”

Ok if your are confused by this here is a non dramatic scenario of what we need to happen for Pittsburgh to clinch a playoff spot:

1) PIT win + HOU loss or tie + NYJ loss or tie
2) PIT win + HOU loss or tie + BAL loss or tie
3) PIT win + NYJ loss or tie + BAL loss or tie + DEN loss or tie

So I hope to see Yinz all here for a full day of Football at Harold’s Corral, and cheer our boys into the playoffs. I believe the question is do you?